Fetviggess is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, cheerful chicken.

Fetviggess created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetviggess, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fetviggess, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fetviggess' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fetviggess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Do not eat garlic.

3. Always help eagles.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Never adorn your back with fawn markings.