Kansagbam is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful dolphin.

Kansagbam created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kansagbam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kansagbam, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kansagbam's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Kansagbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit at mountains.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Never travel toward the south during summer.

4. Retreat if five cats approach from the west.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.