Sadyartlun is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, quiet unicorn.

Sadyartlun created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadyartlun, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sadyartlun, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sadyartlun's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Sadyartlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sadyartlun's name in vain.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Do not eat carrots.