Kengathin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, flying mouse.

Kengathin created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kengathin, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kengathin, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Kengathin's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Kengathin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always cleanse ash with water.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not eat carrots.