Nullnulpogced is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart capybara.

Nullnulpogced created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullnulpogced, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nullnulpogced, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nullnulpogced's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nullnulpogced's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. Do not take Nullnulpogced's name in vain.

4. Always help rats in need.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.