Botlikkan Febnarnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a small, irritating mouse.

Botlikkan Febnarnutt created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Botlikkan Febnarnutt, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Botlikkan Febnarnutt, he will laugh at you.

Botlikkan Febnarnutt's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Botlikkan Febnarnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tortoises.

2. Never cross mountains at dawn.

3. Remain kneeling during prayer.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Pray only in moonlight.