Ripgepligzim is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, fussy unicorn.

Ripgepligzim created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripgepligzim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ripgepligzim, it will be mildly annoyed.

Ripgepligzim's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Ripgepligzim's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shirts before touching copper.

2. Always store melons above ground.

3. Never handle tin while unclean.

4. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

5. Do not chop down trees.