Pigvintig is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet gerbil.

Pigvintig created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pigvintig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pigvintig, she will turn you into a rat.

Pigvintig's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Pigvintig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

2. Put Pigvintig first in all things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Erect seven gold sculptures of Pigvintig on top of important buildings.

5. Do not speak of quantum field theory near sacred fires.