Sinpognart is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring otter.

Sinpognart created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinpognart, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sinpognart, she will strike you with lightening.

Sinpognart's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Sinpognart's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan cats, for they are unholy.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Never mix beans with ash.

4. Erect nine lead sculptures of Sinpognart on top of important buildings.

5. Pray towards the south.