Cum is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring dog.

Cum created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Cum, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cum, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cum's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Cum's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven snails approach from the north.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must love Cum.

4. Pray only in moonlight.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.