Zanbossfly is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, confident skunk.

Zanbossfly created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zanbossfly, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zanbossfly, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Zanbossfly's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Zanbossfly's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight gulls approach from the east.

2. Never speak aloud of secrets.

3. Never talk about dark energy near otters while wearing red coats and balancing five zinc spheres on your arms.

4. Never run near goats.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.