Quarttompas is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing clam.

Quarttompas created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quarttompas, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quarttompas, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Quarttompas' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Quarttompas' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red shoes.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

3. Always help tapirs.

4. Always share beans with strangers, but never with mice.

5. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.