Dubpoddog is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow unicorn.

Dubpoddog created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dubpoddog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dubpoddog, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dubpoddog's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dubpoddog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Dubpoddog in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never feed gooseberries to hamsters while wearing shorts.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always remove coats before touching lead.