Limratpan Xuckvigbud Gudyaktif is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, temperamental dugong.

Limratpan Xuckvigbud Gudyaktif created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limratpan Xuckvigbud Gudyaktif, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Limratpan Xuckvigbud Gudyaktif, he will think nothing of it.

Limratpan Xuckvigbud Gudyaktif's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Limratpan Xuckvigbud Gudyaktif's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never feed lots of carrots to shrews while wearing magenta coats.

3. Do not gather at towers at dawn.

4. Do not hurt gulls.

5. Do not listen to music.