Nabpitmon is a god.

He takes the form of a small, fast naga.

Nabpitmon created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabpitmon, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nabpitmon, he will make you grow a tail.

Nabpitmon's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nabpitmon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Nabpitmon on top of all buildings.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Feed all hungry voles.