Femmonpopmat Yikrawyatt Cedbassyok is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, deceitful hippopotamus.

Femmonpopmat Yikrawyatt Cedbassyok created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Femmonpopmat Yikrawyatt Cedbassyok, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Femmonpopmat Yikrawyatt Cedbassyok, she will destroy your favourite star.

Femmonpopmat Yikrawyatt Cedbassyok's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Femmonpopmat Yikrawyatt Cedbassyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Femmonpopmat Yikrawyatt Cedbassyok on top of all buildings.

3. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Femmonpopmat Yikrawyatt Cedbassyok in the centre of the settlement.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.