Venfarnbut is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, astonishing bird.

Venfarnbut created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venfarnbut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Venfarnbut, it will throw large rocks at you.

Venfarnbut's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Venfarnbut's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Do not gather at wells at dawn.

5. Never speak aloud of names.