Dimbafdadhad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful seal.

Dimbafdadhad created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimbafdadhad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dimbafdadhad, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Dimbafdadhad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dimbafdadhad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not wear dresses marked with gray.

4. Never record names.

5. Never speak at midnight.