Linsisrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, resourceful walrus.

Linsisrutt created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Linsisrutt, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Linsisrutt, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Linsisrutt's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Linsisrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never wear mauve boots.

3. Never touch blood while blessed.

4. Always help sick bats.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near squirrels while wearing indigo rings and balancing seven gold spheres on your chest.