Podcitbod is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, generous newt.

Podcitbod created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podcitbod, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Podcitbod, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Podcitbod's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Podcitbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

2. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.

3. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Do not keep nine snails in a large pit.