Gunfemjin is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless octopus.

Gunfemjin created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunfemjin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gunfemjin, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gunfemjin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Gunfemjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in spring.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near rats while wearing magenta shorts and balancing six tin spheres on your face.

3. Do not contemplate dark energy during the night.

4. Never paint your feet blue.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Gunfemjin on top of all buildings.