Flisdumbus is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, vain dugong.

Flisdumbus created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisdumbus, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flisdumbus, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flisdumbus' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Flisdumbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during summer.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Always help seals in need.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.