Watvidstan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, stupid goose.

Watvidstan created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watvidstan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Watvidstan, he will turn you into a rock.

Watvidstan's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Watvidstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured manatees.

2. Never proclaim while facing east.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Do not place bananas upon stone.

5. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.