Jipdibduss is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying naga.

Jipdibduss created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipdibduss, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jipdibduss, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jipdibduss' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Jipdibduss' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Jipdibduss must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never discuss cell theory in public assemblies.

4. Put Jipdibduss first in all things.

5. Never allow ants to sleep beneath your roof.