Rillfemtal is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, benevolent goblin.

Rillfemtal created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillfemtal, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rillfemtal, she will jump up and down on your head.

Rillfemtal's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Rillfemtal's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four doves near doors.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never proclaim while facing east.