Zagmanmad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, wise coyote.

Zagmanmad created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Zagmanmad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zagmanmad, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zagmanmad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Zagmanmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

2. Never feed onions to eagles while wearing cyan trousers.

3. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

4. Shun those given to sloth.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.