Manlampig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured swallow.

Manlampig created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Manlampig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Manlampig, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Manlampig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Manlampig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick bats.

2. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Otters are not to be trusted.

5. Remain standing during prayer.