Flagbiggil is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, ruthless crane.

Flagbiggil created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagbiggil, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flagbiggil, it will turn you into a frog.

Flagbiggil's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Flagbiggil's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.

2. Feed all hungry ants.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Do not fashion tools from copper.