Febpibrip is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tiresome shrew.

Febpibrip created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Febpibrip, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Febpibrip, she will send minions to preach to you.

Febpibrip's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Febpibrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

3. Never travel toward the west during winter.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Never think ill of sick cats.