Komviddan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, confident dolphin.

Komviddan created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Komviddan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Komviddan, he will send minions to preach to you.

Komviddan's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Komviddan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix cherries with water.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Always obey Komviddan's priests.