Gemflylen Rakbisscad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish lizard.

Gemflylen Rakbisscad created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemflylen Rakbisscad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gemflylen Rakbisscad, he will strike you with lightening.

Gemflylen Rakbisscad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gemflylen Rakbisscad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix oranges with water.

2. Never feed lots of onions to seals while wearing turquoise skirts.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about dark energy near ants while wearing gray stockings and balancing eight platinum spheres on your neck.

5. Do not prepare beans while filled with pride.