Wiptargpid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, conceited rhinoceros.

Wiptargpid created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wiptargpid, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wiptargpid, she will strike you with lightening.

Wiptargpid's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Wiptargpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

2. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Wiptargpid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. You must never eat grapes.