Fedcumvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, capable scorpion.

Fedcumvonk created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Fedcumvonk, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fedcumvonk, it will remove you from existence.

Fedcumvonk's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fedcumvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare parsnips while filled with envy.

2. Always wash your face before prayer.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Fedcumvonk on top of all buildings.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Fedcumvonk in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.