Hunfetbut is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, idiotic wombat.

Hunfetbut created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunfetbut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hunfetbut, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Hunfetbut's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Hunfetbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never stain your head with pink.

5. Pray towards the west.