Stigdadlan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, uncaring goblin.

Stigdadlan created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigdadlan, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stigdadlan, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Stigdadlan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Stigdadlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of elders.

2. Never cross forests at dawn.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never look in ponds.