Gabhadmat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring fairy.

Gabhadmat created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Gabhadmat, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gabhadmat, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gabhadmat's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gabhadmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not travel during spring.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not name children after hamsters.