Rullpigdum is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, strong zebra.

Rullpigdum created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullpigdum, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rullpigdum, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Rullpigdum's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Rullpigdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place wheat upon stone.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. You must never eat turnips.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.