Mispasbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, blissful faun.

Mispasbeg created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mispasbeg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mispasbeg, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mispasbeg's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Mispasbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Never gather three hamsters in one place.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Do not gather at bridges at midnight.