Getpancap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust bat.

Getpancap created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getpancap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Getpancap, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Getpancap's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Getpancap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your back before prayer.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed cherries to ants while wearing blue boots.