Kiphotbab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy raven.

Kiphotbab created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kiphotbab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kiphotbab, it will be very sad.

Kiphotbab's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Kiphotbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Never handle nickel while unclean.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Do not speak about apples.