Stafsterflab is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent wyvern.

Stafsterflab created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafsterflab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stafsterflab, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Stafsterflab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Stafsterflab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta grasshopers for they are unholy.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Never fashion tools from stone.

5. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.