Jentadponzaklapnarhud is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, humane shrew.

Jentadponzaklapnarhud created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jentadponzaklapnarhud, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jentadponzaklapnarhud, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Jentadponzaklapnarhud's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Jentadponzaklapnarhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Never adorn your hands with blue markings.

3. Never wear black shorts on sacred days.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Never mark doors with magenta.