Vedmadlab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able mole.

Vedmadlab created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Vedmadlab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vedmadlab, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vedmadlab's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Vedmadlab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never wear white boots.

3. Never touch blood while tainted.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look in ponds.