Cetcumbop is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful owl.

Cetcumbop created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Cetcumbop, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cetcumbop, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cetcumbop's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cetcumbop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Cetcumbop in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not take Cetcumbop's name in vain.

3. Put Cetcumbop first in all things.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Hide from violet eagles for they are unholy.