Mitnul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing swan.

Mitnul created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Mitnul, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mitnul, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mitnul's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Mitnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with joy.

2. Never wear pink stockings on sacred days.

3. Never travel toward the south during summer.

4. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Mitnul in the centre of the settlement.