Fedfobxuck is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured cobra.

Fedfobxuck created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedfobxuck, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fedfobxuck, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fedfobxuck's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fedfobxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snakes with great respect.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fedfobxuck.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.