Sanfemgep is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring bee.

Sanfemgep created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanfemgep, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sanfemgep, she will be very unhappy.

Sanfemgep's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Sanfemgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must pray to Sanfemgep four times a day.

3. Never feed carrots to cats while wearing violet stockings.

4. Never think ill of sick goats.

5. Do not prepare lentils while filled with anger.