Febdunbus is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet troll.

Febdunbus created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febdunbus, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Febdunbus, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Febdunbus' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Febdunbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick voles.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.