Wapjatab is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful wren.

Wapjatab created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapjatab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wapjatab, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wapjatab's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Wapjatab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Run away if six snails approach from the west.