Bogtafflowtafweeyogcappas is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, temperamental dingo.

Bogtafflowtafweeyogcappas created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogtafflowtafweeyogcappas, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bogtafflowtafweeyogcappas, she will send you a sign.

Bogtafflowtafweeyogcappas' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bogtafflowtafweeyogcappas' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. Always wash your hands before prayer.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bogtafflowtafweeyogcappas on top of all buildings.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not cook food in pots.